- Never take photos with him.
- If you call and he hangs up, don’t call him back, the wife is around.
- Don’t text him love messages.
- Satan should not tempt you to sleep at his house even when his wife is out of the country.
- Never book the same lodging every time you go for aah Eeeeeeh! Ooooohhh, uuuuuh!
- Do not involve your friends or his friends in your relationship.
- If he calls you, receive but don’t answer fast. Maybe his wife is the one calling trying to find out, let him talk first.
- Don’t call him my everything, he is borrowed.
- If you find yourself at his place, just lift the dress or lower the trousers halfway during twa twa. Don’t remove everything. In case things go wrong and you need to activate Temple Run.
- Most Important. STAY AWAY FROM SOMEONE’S HUSBAND AND FIND YOUR OWN.
