8 FUNNY THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT WOMEN BEFORE YOU MARRY.
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- No more eating out. Eating out becomes a taboo from the moment you get married. That gender can be dramatic o. She can even cry because you did not eat her food.
- You have to find your appetite when she serves you food. There’s nothing like “I don’t feel like eating”. If you try that, you’re inviting premium tr0uble.
- You are a subtle errand boy.
Baby help me buy bread when you’re coming home. Baby, help buy maggi. Help me buy this, help me buy that. But don’t expect her to give you back the money. That one don go. - Women seldom iron clothes. Once you marry one, add ironing of her clothes to your to-do list.
- Dash her money occasionally.
Apart from the money budgeted for cooking and monthly upkeep, still dash her money from time to time. Those people love money, all of them! It makes them feel like a baby girl. - When she’s angry, “Leave me alone” is different from “Leave me jor”. If she says “Leave me alone”, you might want to consider giving her some space but if she says “Leave me jor”, my brother hold am tight oo.
- Your wife will call you to do ridiculous things and you can’t shun her. She can ask you to come and taste the soup she’s cooking. My brother, don’t decline oo, e fit turn wahala. Just quietly open your palm and let her fetch soup on it. Don’t forget to tell her that it’s tasty.
- You will become her official zipper. As in, na you go dey help her do zip.
This one is my favourite. I prefer helping madam to zip down than helping her to zip up. You gerrit? 😜
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